DSSOLVR PRESENTS the following description for their surf party:
Surf’s Up: A dssolvr and Friends Surf Party.
The wave of life got ya down? BUMMER.
All current, no swell? LAME.
Ohio State Quarterback who’s knee blew out, and now has to join a group of surfers masquerading as ex-presidents, to rob banks and stuff?
SICK! I MEAN… UHH SHUCKS.
But do not worry lil buddy. Stay Chill. Climb on the board (DON’T HURL THO I JUST WAXED IT - HEH HEH).
On Sunday, June 12th, at 3pm we are gonna WOAH…
A GNAARLY WAVE APPROACHETH, BRUH.
have a most excellent time.
Hanging thirty in the taproom with our homies from Cooperative and Chill Wave to celebrate our RADICAL collab, “The Hustle is Loud’, a Coffee West Coast IPA.
BUT DON’T BAIL YET. WE GOT 100% MORE ADRENALINE.
Calico pizza slangin some bomb pies, Bodacious Beer Pong, and strap your leash to your ankle for some bitchin’ TIKI slushies.
YOU DON’T CHOOSE WHEN THE WAVE COMES, YOU CHOOSE TO RIDE.
PARTY ON.